whymakswhy:

‘STACEY’S MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN’ ON

SHE’S ALL I WANT AND I’VE WAITED FOR SO LONG

STACY CAN’T YOU SEE YOU’RE JUST NOT THE GIRL FOR ME

I KNOW IT MIGHT BE WRONG BUT I’M IN LOVE WITH STACE-‘

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….Hello…sir…

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spoken-not-written:

I LAUGH SO UFKCING HJARD EVEYR TIME IS EE THIS

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catbountry:

loryisunabletosupinate:

ranger-truth:

Okay, so I finally watched The Lego Movie. It also happens that my AP English teacher is having us read “1984” by George Orwell.

The entire beginning of the lego movie is in direct correlation to 1984, with everybody following a set of instructions enforced into their lives, liking certain things, living with predetermined expressions on their faces, etc. But it gets deeper. During the song in the beginning, when he gets to the construction site, there’s a freakin’ sign that they lift up along the lines of “President Business is watching you”. Also, the main character lives his life catching small phrases that reveal the corruption, only to pass them off as nothing. He lives this way until he meets a girl, who is seems free and powerful but who happens to be jealous and unsure of her life. In the end, they’re both taken into the ‘think-tank’ (aka ministry of love) to be tortured and enslaved to the leader’s ideals.

You have no idea how much this destroyed me.

"everything is awesome" is the anthem for a distopia and children sing it all the time

That’s like the best part tho.

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nebroska:

nebroska:

does anyone remember the movie where the teenage boy was actually a mermaid or did i hallucinate it

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I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS OH MY GOD

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mods are asleep post fat beagle

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Anonymous Asked:
So it's really bothering me how so many anti-SJWs are turning a blind eye to actual social issues. Some of them actually believe we live in a post racial society and that ever since the Civil Rights Act was signed, racism was completely over. Just because I hate tumblr's fucked up idea of social justice doesn't mean I don't care about racism/sexism/homophobia/etc and that DOESN'T mean anyone should refuse to acknowledge that those things exist.

troyetroyetroye:

p-a-n-s-y:

shout out to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever

Praise the lord

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Anonymous Asked:
I don't like it when people complain about the lack of trans characters in media and then yell at cis people who try to write trans characters because "they dont understand."

mapleglowsticks:

thehat2:

meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

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this is adorable as fuck and you can’t tell me otherwise

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